Junk food, that is just a funny way of saying boyfriend. Everywhere I look or go, unhealthy food is surrounding me. There is only one solution to getting rid of it and that would be eating it. Personally I have had some pretty disgusting encounters with food, one being black licorice. (it's freaking nasty, don't try it... ever) There are so many better options than black licorice, I promise. Plus if you are going to eat some junk food there is no point in not going all out. Over the many years of my childhood I have gone through many phases of different candy and unhealthy foods like donuts and Pringles. Lately Cheetos and Muddy Buddies have taken up my life and I am obsessed.
There are so many different kinds of Cheetos in this world, actually I think there are only three. Anyways there is probably one thousand different kinds of chips to choose from. The chip aisle is literally giant. Luckily I aways know what my heart desires and my giant bag of original Cheetos is waiting for me, my knight in shining armor. It has become a horrible addiction to always crave Cheetos. Scarfing down the whole bag takes skill and it is something that I have accomplished. After you achieve eating the whole bag by
yourself the best part is the cheese that has stuck to your fingers that you get to enjoy after. Not the crunch or taste makes me love them as much as I do but the leftover cheese on my fingers is the most enjoyable thing.
Muddy Buddies, the one small bag of sugar, carbs and calories is what I live for. The creation that
Chex Mix has made is amazing and they deserve credit for this creation. The way that they coat the peanut butter over the pieces of cereal and top it off with powdered sugar is to die for. Yes, I understand that I am talking about a bag of junk food but this is how I feel. Not only am I just talking about Muddy Buddies in general but one specific kind, but the peanut butter. Don't get me wrong all Muddy Buddies are yummy but the peanut butter is delicious. Like I mentioned before that Cheetos are my knight in shining armor, well Muddy Buddies are like the prince that I have to marry because I'm addicted.
In conclusion I hope that you don't think that I am a total psycho because of my love for unhealthy food. I hope that is some ways that I have convinced you to go try some Cheetos and Muddy Buddies. I also hope that I at least made you hungry or you mouth water just a tad. Everyone has there weaknesses and mine just happens to be Cheetos and Muddy Buddies. I hope that some of you reading can relate.
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